When you shit in a condom, freeze it, and go outside and throw it at the nearest mother (preferably in front of her children)
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
Get the Jamaican Hockey Puckmug. Someone, typically an adolescent, who uses the fact that he plays hockey as an excuse to be an asshole and extremely sensitive to anything regarding him/her.
As Al goes in for the punch after Hockey Cunt insults him, Hockey Cunt says "You can't punch me, I play hockey bitch"
by Silly_Ghillie March 21, 2016
Get the hockey cuntmug. Specifically for Canadians, hockey boys are teenage boys who indulge in the sport hockey, wear backwards hats, khakis, dirty ass converse or Birkenstocks and team jackets. Usually unbelievably hot with nasty hair. Will have snap scores over 1 million and have hundreds of girls but swear you’re the only one they are talking to.
Ella: oh Connor snapped me!
Every girl in her class - he snapped me too!
Every girl in the class - I thought I was the only one… typical hockey boys
Every girl in her class - he snapped me too!
Every girl in the class - I thought I was the only one… typical hockey boys
by h28 January 23, 2024
Get the hockey boysmug. by DiscordReject4 March 25, 2025
Get the wet hockeymug. by i<3buttsecks223 July 21, 2010
Get the Brown Hockey Maskmug. the best guy in the ENITRE world. He is peanut to my m&m. And he will dangle you on the ice and kick all of your asses... let me tell ya that. any girl would be so lucky to be with him, and all the guys wish they could be like him... he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet..... and easy to fall in love with :) haha
by s-elg 10 March 18, 2010
Get the hockey nickmug. a hockey league for british clubs from england, scotland, wales and northern ireland. belfast giants are the most successful team in the competition having won it 6 times. now the sheffield steelers are running away and they will potentially seal their title on the 9th of march
by big fat tubby March 4, 2024
Get the Elite Ice Hockey Leaguemug.