h e double hockey sticks

what conservative Christians say instead of Hell

Kid 1: What the hell!
Kid 2: mommy Kid #1 said h e double hockey sticks

by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2013

hockey puck

slang term used to describe an OC 80 pill. (Oxycontin 80 mg pill) Term is used because the 80mg pill is significantly larger than the rest in the Oxycodone family.

Hey dude, you know where any hockey pucks are??

by DS1981 September 15, 2010

Hockessien

A resident of Hockessin, bearing all the distinguishing marks therof:
- Fake designer bag/items
- At least one mercades, BMW, or acura in the family fleet
- Hopped up on some type of upper or downer
- Feels superior to all others, resulting in the identifier of impatience in long lines.

That bitch jumped right in front of me at the WaWa counter. She's a real Hockessien.

by Dominic February 1, 2005

hocker

The hocker is a sexual position whereas a female (or male if you are into that sort of thing) is laying on her/his back on a bed or other raised platform, with their head falling off the edge, and you, standing insert your penis into their open mouth at the same time cutting off their air stream by letting your ball sac cover their nostrils–as you proceed with a rhythmic pumping motion-which leads to a sound resembling a "hock-hock"

Man - Do you know Hocker?
Woman - No, who is he?
Man - Lay down on the bed and drop that pretty little head and I'll introduce you
Woman - "hock, hock, hock"

by FatmanInSD August 30, 2010

hocus pocus

As implicated by the Chronic Album in The 20 Dollar Sac Pyramid, it is an alternative term for Marijuana, just as is Buddha or N-Do. Nonetheless, it can be used as an expression for Marijuana of compromised quality, hence having magic-like effects.

Damn E, dat hocus pocus got me trippin like a Mo Fo.

by Don Jaime October 15, 2003

Hockey Injury

A commen cover-up for a injury caused by gymnastics. Often used by macho gay men who are too afraid to admit they are gymnasts.

Fabio suffered from a hockey injury...;) wink wink nudge nudge.

by tec-erz March 14, 2005

hockey

A sport played on grass with a ball that is harder than a hard thing with nails in.
The only concession being that you get a pair of shin pads.
The idea of the game is to hit the ball into the oppositions goal with your hockey stick and not use your feet.
Mostly played by butch lesbians with something to prove.
Often confused by the hard of thinking for Ice hockey, which is played on ice.

"Who are all those rough looking men hitting that ball around a field?"
"Thats the local womens hockey team at practice."

by Markismint June 8, 2005