when you are bob harper and you tell fat people all the time that they might have a heart attack, and then, you yourself have said heart attack, you just got a healthy heart attack.
oh man, i have been working out so much, and eating right, but i think i'm having a healthy heart attack.
by obesiverse 2 February 27, 2017
Get the healthy heart attack mug.How some people from the USA (United States of Assholery) call the far superior measuring units of the metric system, because they are that insecure.
Nice European fellow - For this recipe, you will need two hundred grams of flour.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
Mean Inbred American Redneck - Grams? Get em drug dealer heathen units outta here, boy. Here in 'Murica we use freedom units. So start talking ounces, boy.
by EuropeanMike September 21, 2017
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When someone who is not a medical professional explains to you that they understand your health better than you do.
I was talking to my brother about my chronic illness the other day, and he started healthsplaining to me, telling me how I need to eat healthier and exercise more to become healthy.
by healthsplained April 21, 2018
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Get the Heathers’ mug.Gorgeous little thing who will rub your feet but steal your pizza. She fake cuddles just so she can sleep fart or steal your covers....a potato
by Ninjabootyjuice696988 July 30, 2018
Get the Heather mug.Heather is a slut...plain and simple. She is a teenager has no social life, and the only company she keeps is her 40 yr. old boy toy. Her dislikes are: the justice system, people prettier than her, and the next little girl her pedophile boy toy decides to victimize. Her likes are softball, fresh tires, and choking on a limp wrinkly dick. Out of the things she likes she is only dedicated to ONE of them...and it isn't softball or tires.
His girl is like half her boyfriends age...what a Heather S!
That girl loves old pedophiles...must be a Heather S.
That girl loves old pedophiles...must be a Heather S.
by Totally not Jesse September 13, 2018
Get the Heather S. mug.A pseudo-month existing between December and January that is allotted to specific employees for the purpose of extra paid time-off.
"I'd also like to create a new month between December and January and take that off as well.
It would be called Heathuary"
It would be called Heathuary"
by gpower November 6, 2018
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