squirrel handed

when one has a squirrel instead of a left hand
(see Kid's book-SBemail- Homestarrunner)

Gregor is a weird name

by *tweak* September 19, 2003

wet-handed

To be seen by another while(somewhat)naked and wet, as in
when you have to answer the door in a towel or less when
just coming out of the shower, or fresh from the throws
of particularly sultry passion.

"Dude, give me a minute to throw my gear on; you kind of
caught me wet-handed"

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

cock handler

one who handles to many cocks either gay men or a whore

hey dude i was so drunk i got with a cock handler.

i think the guy drinking the martini is a cockhandler

by Trey/AAron December 16, 2008

handle your scandal

When someone is very high/drunk and they are being obvious about it, you tell them to "handle your scandal" as a way of telling them that they are attracting too much attention.

Guy 1: whhoooooaaaa man im SOOOO high!
Guy 2: Bro handle your scandal there is a cop right there!

by mcellis September 7, 2011

Handle

A word that can be used to replace almost any verb, but which adds extra emphasis to whatever verb it is replacing, while also adding an extra touch of masculinity.

Example 1.
Person1. Hey do you wanna handle a couple forties tonight?

Person2. I think we will handle more than just a couple!!!

Example2.
Person 1. Yeah man we just handled some Burger King a couple hours ago.

Person 2. Sweet man lets go handle some people on Halo 3!!!

Example3.
Person1.Dude did you see how Mike handled that one chick at the bar? She was on his jock all night!!!

Person2.Yeah man, he handles all the time!!! Maybe with training I'll be able to handle the same way.

Example4.

Person1.Hey were going to go to the beach today and handle a swim, you wanna come?

Person2. Naw man, I have work today, I have to go handle.

by Graveyard Vic August 24, 2009

Two-handed-pants-dive

an intense act of masturbation. Masturbating with two hands and your pants on

"Man, I'm so horny right now i need to take a Two-handed-pants-dive

by WBW May 18, 2006

baggage handler's arm

A description of the penis of a man who has overindulged in sexual self labour. As in to border on double figures for the number of times he has spanked the monkey in one day. It refers to the friction on a baggage handler's arm as it is pulled in and out of bags causing it to become bright purple and sore.

"Dude, that guy's 'played the pecker banjo' so many times today! He must have a dick like a baggage handler's arm."

by No Name Johnny September 22, 2005