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Self Ham

When you want to self harm but you can't spell so decide to cut your own dick instead
I was feeling depressed today, so I went to self harm but self ham’ed instead, and cut my dick off
by Self ham king November 29, 2021
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Ham#2220

A man who is too sexy, drop dead gorgeous. good blocky fish game player, lover of dogs mostly shibas, cool person, incredibly charismatic, hardcore, sometimes acts dumb anc noy spill pwoprly .

Ham is also going HAM which means hard as motherfucker
He is so Ham#2220 more then anyone I have met in the last 5 years.
by mah2220 May 1, 2022
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dick ham

Me: “Dick ham”
Friend: “the fuck
by Donald Baudelaire January 31, 2022
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swiss and ham

This is the term that Stewart uses to signify when something is more like swiss and ham. The correct response to this is "OOOOOOHHHHHH".
Stewart: "Ham and swiss, more like SWISS AND HAM!"

Literally everyone else: "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"
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Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham
by @637Qzy on twitter May 6, 2021
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ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.
Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.
by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021
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Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids
Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023
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