glasgow scale

The official scale used to measure a drunken state.
A 1 to 15 scale, 15 being sober, 1 being dead.

Sam was gone, you can tell he can't handle his drink, he was pulling a 5 on the Glasgow!

"Call an ambulance, she won't wake up"...later that day..."the paramedic said she was lucky, she was 3 on the glasgow scale"

"Nah I've only had a couple, I'm still in double figures on the glasgow"

by Gearsy July 4, 2008

Glass Casket

Glass Casket are a death metal band from NC (formed in 2001) consisting of members from Between the Buried and Me and Narayan. They currently have two albums. Their sound is brutal and emotional. Give 'em a listen. You'll like 'em.

Glass Casket will destroy your face.

by MonochromeHeaven October 14, 2008

glassfield

When a corn field has not been harvested and the stalks become covered in a frost layer.

Damn motherfuckin field is looking trippy!

by Anus Juice Graphics, LLC March 19, 2005

gelasticity

The elastic quality of a gelatinous substance.

An increase in gelasticity is needed to keep this dessert together.

by Wes Fyck September 19, 2005

glasshouzin

when something is so clean, so fresh, and so smooth, that it causes the same effect as a glass house (shining unbelievably)

i cleaned my car and it looked so fresh, it was glasshouzin

by amy ice January 1, 2008

Glass Boxed

In the middle of TSA checkpoints are glass booths.

These booths are where they make you wait if you require further screening. If you have attitude they keep you there till you miss your flight.

Did you see that lady with the nice rack? The TSA glass boxed her for 20 minutes.

by Paul E. Ester December 2, 2010

Glass Carpet

To snort crack out of a hookers muff

Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"

by yolo69yololo October 1, 2012