german

Basically what I got from everyone else's description is:

Germans are strong, angry, Nazis with large penises that used to beat up France as a hobby.

Don't go near that angry guy in the Nazi uniform, he will strike you down with his large genetalia. He is German.

by Viktir666 October 1, 2005

Florida or Germany

Bizarre human behavior. So named because such behavior is especially common in Florida and Germany. Popularized by Adam Corolla of the Loveline radio program, as callers would phone the show, give an example of bizarre behavior, then Adam and others in the studio would guess whether the event happened in Florida or Germany. Someone with good knoweldge of either location can tell which due to cultural differences between Florida and Germany.

"A 17 year-old was recently arrested for attempting to rob a bank with a potato gun. Florida or Germany?"

by Whiskey Zulu December 7, 2003

German Phillips

A highly illegal German delicacy which is essentially a corn on the cob covered in melted chocolate. There has been a huge increase in illegal imports to Britain in recent years, causing havoc on the streets of Britain.

I had a lovely German Phillips last week.

by Silurhys December 12, 2010

german candycane

When a woman is on her period, she 69's with a man. She fills her mouth with his cum and he fills his mouth with her blood, then proceed to make out swirling the contents of their mouths together.

I gotta get my Redwings somehow, so let's get this German Candycane rolling!

by HarryBeaver69 January 16, 2017

German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.

Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany

by Sick Matt December 6, 2009

German Shower

A Euphemism for the act of suffocating Jews (or anyone else you see as inferior) in a gas chamber disguised as a shower room.

Wow dude, that's a dick move. Go take a German Shower.

by CrudFingers April 24, 2018

German Gary Bettman Bobblehead

Where a man locks a person out behind a glass door and reveals his penis.

Bob locked Sarah inside the convenience store and did a German Gary Bettman Bobblehead.

by Shawtototo February 17, 2010