group poop

when you and the homies head to a multi-stall bathroom to shit together and chat

“you coming to group poop your school today?”
“sure but i’ll warn you, i had Diarrhea this morning.”

by Ppnecker87 February 3, 2020

GroupMe

The standard group-chat app that you have to install when you enroll into college these days. GroupMe can be helpful in communicating with your floor-mates, or even as a way to ask for help on homework assignments. It's also helpful to know when your laundry is done, rather than have some asshat throw it out.

Besides that, the typical GroupMe group chat for the university often consists of the same 9-10 people talking out of 1000+ members that are in it. Furthermore, it's filled to the brim with students asking you to sign the same goddamn petition, often social justice related. While this master group chat is helpful for university-wide news discussions, having different political opinions might end you up in a slippery slope. And believe me, you will not win.

A: Did you see the GroupMe chat?
B: Nah, what happened?
A: Apparently someone shit in the urinal on the 2nd floor
B: What's new?

by Geoman18 April 12, 2021

group hug

When a group of 8 guys all have guns,but only one is loaded, so they all stand in a circle and hold the gun up to the guy in front of them. They will then all pull the trigger at the same time and whoever survives is invited to the group orgee.

"Hey dude we're doing group hug again."
"Again? seriously? why can't we just draw names or some shit?"

by bigballer72 August 12, 2021

Groupies

People who won't let you in their circle

There's enough groupies to fill every circus tent

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

grouper cheeks

1. The folds of skin puckered around the anus

2. The delicious face part of the fish

Geof and Heather went out to dinner and had Buffalo grouper cheeks as a second course after eating eachother’s grouper cheeks.

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Group Richard

The guy that gets ragged on and excessively bullied by everyone they’re around

Man, I hung out with new people today and they all tore me a new asshole, I was the group richard

by Horty72 February 21, 2022

Group boyfriend

The group boyfriend is the guy in the friend group who fills the role of the “boyfriend” to all the girls in the group. He will hold purses when the group goes out, help get all the girls home safe, help with things around the house, etc. Pretty much does everything a boyfriend would without anything being romantic to the whole friend group.

Sarah: I really need help with building that shelf this weekend.
Jane: Just ask Cody, he is basically the group boyfriend after all.

Grace: I love how Logan buys most of our drinks when we go out, he is the best group boyfriend!

by Simpleflower11 April 1, 2022