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Grocery Gambling

The act of hitting rock bottom so that all one can gamble away are necessities.
Ex. Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gamble to try get out of debt.
Poor Greg, after last night he lost so much he had to grocery gambling to try get out of debt.
by Jebidiah Prentinio February 19, 2015
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grocerygasm

That satisfying moment when Mom brings home more food from the store.
Billy: Hey dude, mom just got back from the store

Joey: Oh my God! I think I'm going to have a grocerygasm!
by ovr_9000_storks_ March 31, 2015
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Grode Chode

The nasty residue that forms on the underside of a man's genitalia.
Grode Chode is most common on a chode. Residue is usually from having lots of intercourse whether it is anal, vaginal, etc. Disgusting and frowned upon by women.
Jessica: So, did you let Tim do you?
Denise: Ew, no he had grodechode
by TheWhiteGigga June 10, 2015
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grocery gas

Fuel bought at a place outside of a major gas company.
Friend A: Man, gas prices are getting crazy-high lately. It's up to 2.48 a gallon.
Friend B: I told you about that. Better off going to Ingles or Kroger and pump that 1.98 grocery gas and keep it moving.
by McWritah January 14, 2016
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grocery dick

You got enough dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner... And maybe a snack.
by Hp September 6, 2016
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grocerist

Someone who is against homebrand groceries.
Katie: Homebrand groceries are terrible.

Zane: There just as good you grocerist
by ProudOwnerOfDefinitions August 23, 2016
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Gooder

Dan is gooder at smash brothers than zach
by TurboDick559 July 13, 2016
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