Loser Governor in Texas who has fumbled multiple disasters in Texas and cost humndreds of lives in the process.
Governor Hot wheels had the national guard deployed hundreds of miles away while hundreds of people drowned in the flood.
by heywood jablome 2712 July 6, 2025
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Hym "So the Republicans are covering for pedophiles while a mental retard absconds with my work. If you think these people are going to do anything other than replace you with the AI I created (which they are already doing) and you are more concerned with dragging me down with you than what's going to happen after they replace ME. If they are going to replace the AI creating genius, even if it means they have to sacrifice your kids, then they are going to replace you next. Why wait till September? What's in September? Nothing. The government shutdown is bullshit. They let your idiot kids weaponizes schizophrenia and get themselves kill after reading everything I wrote, as I wrote it. Ignoring my warning, my moral argument, and my legal argument entirely. Now, they let Epstein and HIS FRIENDS (Whoever THEY are I don't know WHO was FRIENDS WITH EPSTEIN but his friends fuck kids) molest kids and now they are helping his friends get away with it. All because you have no ability to make them do anything about anything! They don't even have to warn you if your little girl is about to down in a flood! THEY MAKE US WORK FOR BILLIONAIRES BUT DON'T HAVE TO DO THEIR JOB... AT ALL! And they get away with it because if you're not going to grab your gun, go to Mike Johnsons house and avenge your drowned daughter the who gives a shit!? Right?"
by Hym Iam July 23, 2025
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by EDONITIYAKANIYA September 2, 2025
Get the government whore mug.Oh hey, would you look at that? They're taking another vacation! Fantastic! I'll just sit here and let the infection continue to eat away at my brainz and then you just fuck off into the night and do whatever, right?
Hym "Ho! That is not a surprise at all. There was never a 'Well maybe we won't shut it down if so-and-so does whatever.' No. The government shutdown was always going to happen. They are going to do to the rest of you what they are doing to me and what they have been doing at those town halls. Walk away from you as you're talking to them. Go to their homes. Pull up the shutters. And wait it out. Wait for you to tire yourselves out. They are going to come back later with 'Alright guys we did it. We did the deal-contract and now we can get back to talking about UFOs. FuUuUuck me! No I'll just sit here though. Don't mind me."
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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by Deranged Don November 2, 2025
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Pronunciation: /ɡʌv-əˈnɪs-tə/
Definition:
A person who champions, practises, or promotes good governance.
Origin:
Blend of governance + the Italian/Spanish suffix -ista, meaning “one who supports or practices” (as in barista, fashionista). Coined to celebrate those who make good governance look effortless — or at least mildly satisfying.
A governista is a champion of planning and policy, a defender of good process and a warrior for well-run meetings. Governistas champion integrity, accountability and strategic thinking, all while juggling organisation charts and budgets, agendas, compliance deadlines and member expectations — usually with good humour, a lot of caffeine and snacks. They remind the world that strong governance isn’t about red tape - it’s about creating clarity, confidence and trust so organisations and communities can thrive.
Governistas know that real authority isn’t in a fancy title — it’s in well written minutes.
Pronunciation: /ɡʌv-əˈnɪs-tə/
Definition:
A person who champions, practises, or promotes good governance.
Origin:
Blend of governance + the Italian/Spanish suffix -ista, meaning “one who supports or practices” (as in barista, fashionista). Coined to celebrate those who make good governance look effortless — or at least mildly satisfying.
A governista is a champion of planning and policy, a defender of good process and a warrior for well-run meetings. Governistas champion integrity, accountability and strategic thinking, all while juggling organisation charts and budgets, agendas, compliance deadlines and member expectations — usually with good humour, a lot of caffeine and snacks. They remind the world that strong governance isn’t about red tape - it’s about creating clarity, confidence and trust so organisations and communities can thrive.
Governistas know that real authority isn’t in a fancy title — it’s in well written minutes.
“Our new Treasurer colour-coded the budget and explained our conflict of interest policies in plain English. She's a total governista.
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