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Morning Glory

Wait until an unsuspecting fool falls asleep with their mouth open. In the early morning hours - rip your underwear off, place your asshole flush against their open mouth, and fart as hard as you can.

This will usually result in the victim violently coughing, and having intense diarrhea.
Today I performed the old Morning Glory prank. My roommate Todd was coughing and shitting himself all day. What an idiot.

Yesterday, I tried pulling of the ol' Morning Glory trick, but my friends mom caught me ripping my underwear off and told me to go home.
by Bulbous Jack H December 27, 2011
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glory hole burritos

Glory Hole Burritos is an idea that two friends came across on a summer night in Lowell, Massachusetts. This idea spurred a quest to explore a Glory Hole Burrito franchise in which burritos would be served through holes drilled into a wall in the greater Lowell area. There would be no entrance, exit, bathrooms, or cash registers. Only delicious burritos served to order through glory holes. This plan to serve burritos through glory holes would only serve to improve the downtown area as a low cost, but high revenue yielding local business. Such locations as Appleton St. are currently being considered as prime spots for Glory Hole Burritos.
by those2guysfromlowell July 23, 2010
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Glorydevil

A Glorydevil is someone who is very gay, racist against Jews, and follows Hitler's ideals. This person also hates people who ruins the fun of insulting Jews.
"Wow, I heard Michal beat the shit out of a Jew with a trout" Said Alex. "Damn, what a Glorydevil" replied Andrew.
by Inuphant February 13, 2008
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Gooey

A more humorous word for semen.
After a night of boofing, Gandaulf got gooey in Frodo`s pooey.
by Renal Ultrasound March 25, 2003
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morning glory

Waking up with an erection and a huge need to pee.
"Dude, I hate morning glories, I am trying to sleep, I wake up one sec and I've got a huge fucking boner and need to pee."
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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morning glory

(noun)early-morning hard-on (erection) brought on by a full bladder and awakening with sex-related thoughts or from a sexual dream.
I enjoyed my morning glory by fingering myself for a moment,lubricating my cockhead with some spittle,then gently rolling her over and mounting her while she was still asleep.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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gloryhole virgin

A gloryhole virgin is a guy who has never sucked dick or been sucked at a gloryhole.
Some guys here at the Academy are gloryhole virgins!
by eda-skip November 23, 2022
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