goober

Any male caucasian who lives in the south, regardless of their level of education. Also highly likely to be inbred.

The south is full of nothing but Goobers and Spearchuckers.

by Song Of The South August 4, 2004

goober

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe

goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird

by jessica August 4, 2004

goober

Old term describing a hippotamus penis.

Adam being a huge goober tonight.

by Harry January 9, 2005

Goober

A dumb person that thinks they are right when they are not. A goober is someone who fights you on everything for no reason.

Cisco is a freaking goober, dude. He won't let me watch hentai.

by FonyTierro January 19, 2017

goober

a horny bastard

You are such a goober, go take a cold shower!!!

by Lizzy May 12, 2003

Goober

Ugly, tall, lanky male. Often has pimples the size of South Africa and a disgusting protruding mouth (and gonorrhea).

Boy 1: I know you've never hooked up with anyone, you're too ugly!
Goober: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

by Reid Parker May 14, 2004

Goober

1. A fat or unattractive person.
2. Someone highly annoying and/or stupid.

"That fools a straight goober"
"Damn that girl's hella ugly. She's a goober."

by Euless December 9, 2007