*Rapture happens*
Smart people left behind: Oh fuck, I knew God was telling me something.
Dumb people left behind: Nah, it was some random chance that caused them to evaporate . It only happens every 5-6 billion years.
Smart people left behind: Oh fuck, I knew God was telling me something.
Dumb people left behind: Nah, it was some random chance that caused them to evaporate . It only happens every 5-6 billion years.
by Creationist March 8, 2009
Get the Godmug. Stoner1"dude i saw god in the summer of sixty nine"
Stoner2"that when he created the world by playing crossroads?"
Stoner1"yeah man i saw it happen"
Stoner2"that when he created the world by playing crossroads?"
Stoner1"yeah man i saw it happen"
by yyachubshair June 15, 2008
Get the Godmug. An entity that created Heaven and Earth. He is here in the room with you, and everywhere else. Many people blame him for the things that are happening in the world. In this world, Satan is in a constant battle with God. they are battling with your soul at this very moment. If you're blaming him for all the bad things happening, why arent you praising him for all the good things happening? God loves you so much that he gave his only son Jesus to die for us. Only a clean man can save the dirty. Noone else in the world has ever claimed to be A carnation of God, while being PERFECT from birth to death. He is living inside of you this very moment. You may ask, why can't i feel his love? You have to seek it. everyone has their own story to tell. Jesus also loves people who are gay, and are immoral but he will place justice upon them when the time comes. feel free to disagree, but what would you rather believe. Your own life that leads to nowhere, or a life that surpasses life on earth? The answer is obvious LOL but you may say there's no evidence. the evidence is all aroundyou. You just have to open your "eyes".
What can wash away your sin, bring the dead to life, and have unconditional love? JESUS MANEE. God loves you!!!
by Manwhoisnotthere June 12, 2011
Get the Godmug. God(s) give empowerment, faith, hope, enchantment and togetherness to truly believe that there is a power or powers above our earthly selves.
by PineappleJuice March 12, 2015
Get the Godmug. I am not Christian. I am gay. My religion is Thicc.
If god actually hates gays I will throw a match next time my parents drag me to church
If god actually hates gays I will throw a match next time my parents drag me to church
by HelpMePlease°∆° September 29, 2017
Get the Godmug. someone or something that, in a universal sense, is everything and nothing. a million paradoxes, He or it can represent all that the mind is unable to comprehend, and all it can comprehend. he or it is seen as a father, creator, slavedriver, friend, imaginary being, fate, lifegiver, lifetaker, and much more. Wars are fought in it's name. Kings and rulers have been believed to be it. miracles have been attributed to it. Many people died because of it, or the believed absence of it, and yet so do they live by it and through it and without it. people defy it, ridicule it, curse it, but secretly fear it and pray to it whether they know it or not. Because in a sense everything is everything else, and nothing else. every move is in both God and in something much more mundane. every word is a prayer and a curse, depending on its intention. and so God is there for us if we believe. He isn't there if we don't. but whether he exists or not, does it really change anything here, now?
"God did it.""goddamnit!""this is God's fault.""God isn't real!""god is more real than you can imagine""praise god for this miracle!"
"If God did not exist, it would have been necessary to invent him."-Voltaire
"If God did not exist, it would have been necessary to invent him."-Voltaire
by Axle May 21, 2004
Get the Godmug.