Hobin' Goblin'

When yo ugly ass, negro ass, retarded ass, vegetable ass homie slobbers and gargles on icky thicky guacomole nigga penis.

*The Year 1895*

Me: Damn Rufus, this Hobin' Goblin' rough, tough, and slurpy.

Rufus: *Slurps in downey* AGUAGUAHGAGHA

by Anne Frank and the 7 Nazis March 12, 2019

op goblin

An obscure term which originated in the 1990s and is another name for the Red-eye effect in photography.

"Do you see Johnny's red pupils in this photograph?" "They make him look like the Terminator." "Yeah, he's got a bad case of op goblin!"

by Old80skid September 11, 2013

reddit goblin

a reddit goblin is a person who lives in the "new" filter of reddit, and downvotes any post they do not agree with in literal seconds of it being live, thus preventing it from gaining any internet points and making it to the front page.

"Damn, those angry reddit goblins downvoted my post within .004 seconds of it being live. Don't they have anything better to do then live on reddit"

by RoundedSquare04 November 30, 2020

trash goblin

A person who is, or associates themselves with, trash; when you look at him or her, your immediate thought is: "what scum."

"I saw Kristen Stewart's new movie, what a trash goblin"

by kattniss December 28, 2014

Goblin Punch

A sexual manuever whereby a man's testicles penetrate his own anus, as propelled by another's fist.

Oh, gee whiz! I was making sweet hate to this guy and he kept screaming "Goblin Punch! Goblin Punch!" So I obliged. I'm telling you man, those nuts were so far up his ass it was awesome! Balls deep, baby...balls deep!

by Franklin Council on Sexual Deviance July 24, 2006

Green Goblin's

Just another name for some nice buds(weed)

Hey its 4:20, time to get the Green Goblin's!

by Montaghar October 17, 2007

nose goblin

Also known as a booger.

Hey, check out my collection of magical nose goblins!

by redhed311 May 3, 2005