by Goat nicholas April 01, 2017
by Calamari & Zsters February 17, 2017
these are people who tend to be skankish in behaviour, yet skuzzy in friend skills. They are usually two-faced bottom dwellers who cling to their cell phones like inbred dormant crackers crumbs, snatching up little tidbits of others lives and trying to mimic them. Skuzzified goats have no authenticity, they are posers and think they are being cute, but in reality, they are being skanks who need to get a grip on reality and start having original thoughts, or any thoughts at all.
by lucyploser March 22, 2010
by DarkNig July 17, 2020
A term used in response to someone who is annoying the heck out of you and you dont really know what else to call them without making them cry. Although if they do cry, you'd be ok with that outcome, viewing it as an added bonus. Not recommended for use in school, business meetings , chruch sermons, weddings or Bar Mitzvahs. May be appropriate for use between colleagues at work in limited situations, such as when your coworker keeps annoying you via instant messaging.
Jon: "Hey Barry, I really like your proposal but its a little rough around the edges... still needs some work."
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
Barry: "Oh yeah? Jon, you are such a contaminated goat!
by Big Daddy BK February 20, 2014
1. When a person is acting out of character.
2. Another way of saying that someone is lame, dorky, embarrassing, or has an attitude.
2. Another way of saying that someone is lame, dorky, embarrassing, or has an attitude.
Gabriel felt like being a roachy goat to Eden.
Miseal's attitude was making him look like a roachy goat.
Jessica, Tristan, Andrea, and Erika thought Steven had the swagger as lame as a roachy goat.
Aaron thinks he always gets the ladies, but really he is just a roachy goat.
Miseal's attitude was making him look like a roachy goat.
Jessica, Tristan, Andrea, and Erika thought Steven had the swagger as lame as a roachy goat.
Aaron thinks he always gets the ladies, but really he is just a roachy goat.
by guest1234567 January 02, 2012
Bending over and tucking your cock and balls back between your legs, while taking your free hand and spreading your ass cheeks so your asshole is showing.
Cameron: That dude is pissing me off you should goat him.
Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.
Tomm: No im gonna cyclops goat him so Brooke can toss my salad when im done.
by betrayal4life March 10, 2015