Garret

Someone that absolutely lacks bitches and needs one really bad so if you know anybody pls hmu

Garret: hi I’m Garret

Female:ew

by The derizzler March 26, 2023

garlity

a combination of garlic and guilt

*caught using a garlic filter on snapchat* - you are garlity

by garlic gals March 31, 2023

Garrison

The historical practice of drinking bourbon and using the bottle as a butt plug for pony play.

They Garrison pony boy and he became Mr. Ed in no time.

by Pony boy play April 13, 2023

Garrett Resley

He's Batman!.. Enough Said

John: "Who's Garrett Resley?"
Dylan: "Batman, Who Else"

by Midstar11 May 22, 2023

Garrisonitis

AKA Political Conspiracism . The belief that those one politically disagrees with (esp. those that oppose one's favored candidate) are in on a massive conspiracy to overturn said belief/candidate. Though Ben Garrison and other Trump supporters of his ilk are textbook examples,by no means are they the only ones. Others include:
-Joseph Stalin's Great Purges
-Robespierre's Reign of Terror
-McCarthyism
etc.

His Garrisonitis makes him see fiendish plots at every turn.

by 0926200 June 4, 2023

Garries

Cockney rhyming slang for ecstasy tablets
As in:
Gary Ablett ( R.I.P. Footballer)
Tablet

Have you got any garries, mate?

I’ve just dropped 4 garries, and am coming up big time!!!!!

by Mr. Gary Ablett July 13, 2023

Garrett Rouse

The cutest lil man ive ever seen. Like he’s gorgeous. Really cute when he walks past the bench.

person 1: oh my gosh girl shut up garrett rouse is about to walk past the bench!!!
person 2: OH MY GOSH YUMMY MAN

the fog is coming

by garrettrouselover111 July 17, 2023