There is none. Don't even bother arguing. You know that there is none. We can't all be correct, the Buddhists and the Christians and the Hindus and the Islams and the Muslims and the Pagans and everybody else can't possibly be correct. If everyone was correct, their jobs would be really horrible. If anybody was correct, at all, why do you think they would let every world crisis happen? The shootings and the cancer and the Hitler and the global warming and the anger and the assaults and Trump and the homelessness should not have happened. If there was a god, mabye they could have prevented that. But there isn't one. Wouldn't it be funny if all of the gods were real? Just be floating up in the sky, whacking each other Three Stooges style? Oh well. Time goes on.
Burns: SMITHERS!!
Smithers: Yes sir?
Burns: Wait with me while I pray to the eternal almighty God to solve the worlds problems
Smithers: Yes sir?
Burns: Wait with me while I pray to the eternal almighty God to solve the worlds problems
by thatpixelgirl October 14, 2019
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Man 1: god is real you just have to have faith
Man 2: nigga shut your bitch ass up I bet u still believe in the tooth fairy
Man 2: nigga shut your bitch ass up I bet u still believe in the tooth fairy
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Get the God mug.The greatest of all. He created the world and everything in it and around it. No one is higher than him. You should always listen to what GOD says. He reigns the kingdom of heaven.
GOD created the world and he told me to live here and have a happy life until I die and hopefully go to heaven which is his kingdom.
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God so loved the world that he gave us his one and only son to die on the cross for our sins.
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The haters of God will never win.
God loves you always.
The haters of God will never win.
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(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
synonyms: the Lord, the Almighty, the Creator, the Maker, the Godhead; More
Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh;
(God) the Father, (God) the Son, the Holy Ghost/Spirit, the Holy Trinity;
the Great Spirit, Gitchi Manitou;
humorousthe Man Upstairs
"a gift from God"
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
"a moon god"
synonyms: deity, goddess, divine being, celestial being, divinity, immortal, avatar
"sacrifices to appease the gods
(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
synonyms: the Lord, the Almighty, the Creator, the Maker, the Godhead; More
Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh;
(God) the Father, (God) the Son, the Holy Ghost/Spirit, the Holy Trinity;
the Great Spirit, Gitchi Manitou;
humorousthe Man Upstairs
"a gift from God"
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
"a moon god"
synonyms: deity, goddess, divine being, celestial being, divinity, immortal, avatar
"sacrifices to appease the gods
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