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by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

Goob

Big word for GB, Also a nickname for weed.

Tweakers say "where's your going at?"
"Got any goob?" "There are goob flakes on the counter."

by GoobieLynnSpears November 27, 2018

Goob

One Word: David!

Just Add This For The Sake Of All Humanity!

'Wow would you look at that, David's the exact replica irl of Goob from "Meet the Robinsons."

by Harvard Future Grad January 10, 2019

GLOBAL

Synonym for Successful. Achieving success with style and elegance on any scale.

GLOBAL is not just a word, but a lifestyle.

Individuals who are GLOBAL tend to feel like they're destined to be successful or can see themselves being successful. GLOBAL is when achieving success becomes a lifestyle.

MS: Yo, F£MY's new song is too lit!!
T: Trust me, he's going GLOBAL for sure!

by thecoziestboi January 27, 2019

Goob

If you ever get called a goob, prepare for your life to become a spiral of pain and torment the word its self seems harmless but it is really a gateway for ancient evils to enter this world and corrupt your mind.

You goob
Your such a goober
Ok then you goob

by Scotbot February 7, 2019

Global

To be known widely across a certain area; someone who is known by a lot of people

That's Amanda, she's global

by lauratheexplora February 11, 2019

Gobany

A boy who loves to fight but only for a good reason and doesn’t lose because god is always watching him also the girl that he dates is very lucky to have him as a boyfriend and should be grateful but he is a great person and is generous,and really cute.

Gobany is really cute

by LIl baby1 June 14, 2019