fudge picking

To pick feces out of another's anus.

I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...

by scizoroark October 26, 2014

fudge puddle

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.

"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"

by fudgepantsquarejob November 29, 2014

Fudge chomper

Fudge eater- someone who eats shit for their sexual satisfaction. Something your mum does. When your dad is out. With the turds your dog lays out.

"Dude, I think your mum is a fudge chomper, she has shit around her mouth."

by Uri Bent My Cock. January 31, 2015

Fudge Cabin

A semi-private but locally-renowned gathering place for casual anal sex and/or deviant sexual acts involving feces. Generally located in a rural area or small town.

"The Fudge Cabin is where the incest poop-sex happens..."

by OberonTheGoat July 24, 2015

Fudge Burger

A polite way of calling someone a piece of shit.

"I wasn't talking at you fudge burger"

by eyetech123 August 18, 2015

Fudge Slap

The act of slapping a friend with a turd in your hand

Joe was sleeping so I woke him up with a Fudge Slap

by Zeeker53 April 25, 2016

Fudge Popsicle

When a guy has anal sex with a girl, then she gives him a blow job.

The girl gave the best fudge Popsicle ever!!

by Banana77 June 25, 2016