Friendly Fire Targets

1. The few employed citizens of Canada. See: canadian

1. What the hell, eh?!?

by Pulp October 9, 2004

Friendless Fire

Sluttily throwing yourself at a male who's after another chick, hoping to get some side action from him, sometimes even stealing him from another chick.

"Holy shit, that guy's pretty good-looking, but he likes Christy more than me. I think I'm gonna commit some friendless fire." -A grenade, usually obese.

by The Atlas September 9, 2014

friendnesia

A person who forgets their friends for various reasons, eg, they have a new friend, new girlfriend, new activity etc.

We've been friends for so long and because of this girl you get friendnesia on me??

That guy has friendnesia, he has ditched his friends for good.

by mrlonely November 30, 2010

Friendly Frag

When a girl is jerking you off, and points your dick in your face as you finish, so you "friendly frag" yourself.

Aaron was about to cum, when his girlfriend caused him to friendly frag himself.

by B-O-U-S-S BOSS! March 7, 2011

Friendneck

A friend with a white working-class background, generally from a rural area owning large trucks and lots of guns.

I went out cow-tipping in the dually with some friendnecks late last night as an initiation to Southern Style living being a native of NY.

by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise May 14, 2011

Friendly Gathering

A gathering requiring at least four people in a room, where two of the people must be holding a friendly conversation while one masturbates and the last person sits in a corner and watches. It must go on for at least 17 and a half minutes.

Friendly Gathering
Person 1: Hi, how are you?
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Person 2: I'm fine, you?
Fap fap fap fap fap
Person 3:
Fap fap fap fap fap fap
Person 2: Good.
Fap

by BlargaHonk April 28, 2013

Friendception

Noun: to stalk or follow someones profile from withen a friend's profile. To navigate to a friend's friend profile page, or further, going to the friend of the friend of the friend of your friend's profile. This can happen especially on Instagram but also on Facebook tumblr twitter

"Omg! I'm like 10 layers deep in friendception and this guy is cute!"

"This girl I found in friendception finally friended me back."

by thebluerobot March 12, 2015