French Dipping

French dipppng is the female version of teabagging, beefy lips required.

Alternate version: Lasagna Dipping is when she is on her period w a yeast infection and French Dips someone (marinara and mozzarella)

Andrew was the first to pass out at the party, so Nadia pulled out her beefy lady lips and gave him a proper French Dipping.

by Jack's Left Nipple April 17, 2021

french grab

The act of reaching your arm down the back of your significant other's pants and grabbing their junk from the flipside.

"Um why is Tom's hand in Katie's buttcrack ?"
"Chill... Tom is just practicing his french grab game."

by Beasle88 June 26, 2016

French falls

The French fries that fall to the bottom of the bag when transporting take-out from the restaurant to one's house. If there is more than one order and the fries fall from several sources, there is often a dispute as to their rightful owner.

On his drive home from McDonalds, he felt more than justified in scarfing down the French falls as he volunteered to pick up food for the family.

by rocohen September 21, 2016

French Press

The art of dipping down from a squat position and smashing ones dirty muff on a person's face.

Oh man, Joe passed out by the fire, so the girls all took there time giving him a french press.

by Kingstoncowboy July 13, 2019

French Bulldozer

To have anal sex with a woman who has never shaved her butthole. The point is to collect as much feces on your penis, like a bulldozer spitting up mud.

Last night me and my gf did a French bulldozer. Took me two hours to clean my dick and four for her to clean her bedroom.

by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019

french runoff

the electoral ooze that forms the morning after a nationwide voting bacchanalia.

The voters were so out of it, they gave 'em the old "French Runoff."

by Bernard Lupe April 23, 2017

French Twirl

Can be done on a man or a woman. It's when fingers are licked, then placed into the anus, twirling the fingers around to locate the prostate.

Last night my boyfriend wanted his bum fingering. I used to "French Twirl" to help

by MagicSmurf May 14, 2020