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cluster ford

1. A disastrously handled situation or undertaking.
2. Deadly Buffoon, one who doesn't care about others who will be hurt by their antics
3. Disaster forced by greedy capitalists, sacrificing all but the most privileged.
Cluster Ford: Ontario's approach to COVID is a complete #ClusterFord
by lp76 May 16, 2022
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monke fards

by TanglefingStar January 30, 2023
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Doodoo fard

HAHAAHA A SUM KID TAKIN A DOODDOOOOOOO I HEARD THE DOODOO FARD
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pulling a ford

1. A term used when someone, something around you does something amazingly and exceedingly stupid that you could cry.
ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"

Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."

Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2. To use the name ford in a sentence, you must use it a rude, condescending, and demeaning fashion to lower one's self-esteem.
ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"

Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."

Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
1.ex: Me:"Hey can you send me the homework?"

Other: "Hold on I need to my computer keeps shutting down randomly."

Me:"Looks like your computer is pulling a ford."
2.ex: Me:"What's the answer to #4: What is the highest geological point in the world?"

Other:"I think the place I've been highest is the beck of my dad's shed."

Conrad:"Shut up you fucking ford!"
by eatmyDICtion February 6, 2015
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White 2014 Ford Mustang

The White 2014 Ford Mustang is for people who are either really desperate for attention or believe they are a alphalete so they should get more girls than everyone else. Typically, owners of the 2014 White Mustang measure in at roughly 2.5 cm for you know what. They also tend to be virgins and bodybuilders that go to 24 Hour Fitness and still can't lift anything because they are gay. Sadly, they will get their first kiss when they reach the age of 58 and 278 days because they are gay.
"OMG! Is that a 'White 2014 Ford Mustang'???? I must be in the presence of a gay try hard! I am so jealous!"
"Yeah bro it is, you're about to get butt fucked bro."
by gayb00t7munchr69 December 4, 2019
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Rippin the Ford

“Damn y’all haven’t fucked yet? You must be rippin the Ford.”
by Broski42069 May 11, 2020
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shid and fard

the act of simultaneously shidding and/or farding due to excitement and/or horny. Or the state of mind that Mkacher goes through when he is approached by "pussy".
when chicks see me, they shid and fard, i am diarrhea inducing.
by un pénis bleu gonflé January 14, 2023
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