fire avanzada

When a man sets a woman's pubic hair on fire and proceeds to put it out with his own skeet.

"Dude, (insert name here) and I had a hot fire avanzada last night. He almost ran out of skeet.

by schloober September 24, 2010

Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.

1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.

by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011

Chicago Fire

A dope show that has gone down ever since Otis died.

Damn, did you see that new episode of Chicago Fire?

by fdny81 December 27, 2021

ur fired

when someone fails or dose any thing that should have bein better

(an unfunny joke) ur fired!

fails

by calijag November 8, 2010

Fire Claw

How to describe a beautiful girl with fire in her heart that’s set on protecting those she loves. A brave girl that will love unconditionally and be quick to defend against those that hurt you. Stubborn to change, but compassionate when it counts. A girl that lets you know she misses you even if you’ve just been together.

Look how happy he is, he must have himself a Fire Claw!

by CaptainCon February 12, 2018

crazy fire

another name for marijuana basicly

dude's been smokin the crazy fire again

by "Bloodbath" McGrath April 4, 2008

grip-fire

1.To secure and maintain a tight hold on fire; seize firmly.

2.A ferm grasp on a heat source

3.A rear fire handeling technique

I can grip-fire!

Let me just reach over and just grip-fire real quick.

Did you know how rear grip-fire is?

by 4UK October 21, 2015