File Thirteen

Trash can, dustbin, or garbage. Similar to circular file.

"This can all go in File Thirteen".

by Mr. Initial Man August 30, 2010

Penny File

An adult, who is sexually attracted to children.

Penny Files usually recognize that their desires are not morally acceptable (outside of Australian Journalism community). These socially deviant perverts often engage a campaign of misdirection, to hide their twisted desires from even their closest friends. Penny Files will even go so far as to show attempts at adult heterosexual relations, however these typically end awkwardly. Occasionally with the women accusing the Penny File of rape...

Person 1: Julian never visits since he adopted that disabled Guatemalan boy.
Person 2: Yeah. Such a Penny File.

by b0ob October 29, 2011

crotch filet

crotch filet' is a hunky guy's 12 ounce dick.

I eat a crotch filet every time I can

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

Filet Minion

When you give a fat girl a Beefalo steak and then she will do anything you ask.

"I didn't think she would do that on our first date, but after I took her to dinner, she was my complete filet minion."

by Ken Kaufman January 12, 2005

filet

to act in a homosexual manner
to be homosexual
clearly acting in a flambouantly gay manner

Dude, you're such a Filet
Omg, that guys just took a picture of you, and he was such a Filet
So i went to the gay bar and it was full of Filets

by Dick Bomgardner May 13, 2008

Filbert

The slightly more humorous version of a cantankerous old grump who thinks that everything was better in "his" day. Sighting a Filbert is usually a rare event, witnessed briefly by only a few lucky individuals and forgotten just as quickly. A Filbert can bring light and joy to everyday situations before inevitably disappearing and plunging the world back into a steaming pile of turd.

"Hey bro did you see Filbert the other day? Life was briefly amazing and then it was shit again..."

by Filbert McGrumpy March 26, 2019

finger file

noun. 1. a lasting collection of mental images that females purposely retain for future masturbatory purposes. 2. female version of a "spank bank."

verb. placing a titillating image inside a mental folder for masturbation purposes

After viewing a teen vampire movie, Anna added the hunky lead actor to her finger files. She finger filed the beautiful actress for later as well.

by verbal intercourse February 4, 2012