feisty wildcat

a slutty girl not old enough to be a milf. all wildcats are incredibly stunning and have megan fox bods. see milf cougar and ho.

woah, look at that feisty wildcats ass! damn i could tap that shit

by vbkjbfvfv January 23, 2011

feist face

A girl who looks hot in one setting but horrible in another, often because of poor lighting. Canadian musician Leslie Feist, known for her solo work and her involvement in Broken Social Scene, is a good example.

Guy #1: One, two-face, three, four get that feist face out the door.

Guy #2: It's gotta be the moon, my man--it's terrible lighting.

by brandy_alexander February 15, 2009

Festibulous

A word typifying awesomeness, greatness and all things grand. Often taught at an early age to the young intellectual.

Thats totally festibulous!!

by Roy Random July 24, 2003

festiallity

feastiallity
n.

1. To have feast-like qualities

(see feast)

1. Our waitress is a prime candidate for festiality.

2. All the ugly people in this bar make it quite the festiality central.

by Punkysoup August 27, 2005

Festibox

Adjective: to describe unwashed, smelly, infected or otherwise unpleasant female genitalia. Comes from the contraction of the words 'Festival/Infested' and 'Box' to describe female genitalia.

See also blue waffle. (Note VNSFW)

'Word up Tarquin, I just got back from Coldplay at Glasto'!
I saw Hattie up the front looking well peng, I'd love to tap that snatch'

'But Terrence, I hear she never washes that thing. Must be a proper festibox down there in the jungle blud.'

by Contiikikiki October 8, 2011

FEITN

Short for "fuck 'em in the neck"

These guys are chumps... FEITN!

by LordThunder May 22, 2018

Festie

A fake bestie, someone who once was your best friend but then showed that they are a fake bitch

“Julia is turning into my festie, did you hear what she said about me?”

by feefee123321 December 8, 2018