clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.

Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.

by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011

Farmer Brown New York

In New York State; Vestal, there is a story that has been going around since 1844. The tale is 'Farmer Brown'. Farmer brown woke up a night to his daughter being gone, she was murdered for a satanic ritual. He went on a murderous rampage, killing 13 children. Eventually the town found him in choconut creek, also known today as the witches forest of new york, he was killed.

Farmer Brown New York was a bad man.

by New York Stories May 27, 2024

Farmers carpet

The layer of thick miscellaneous dust and debris located in warehouses that create a soft surface.

I'm glad this farmers carpet makes it soft to work on my knees.

by Beefyburrito July 14, 2024

Farmer mile

Grab a pair 15 pound dumbbells and walk a mile. Painfully simple, not pleasant. Used as punishment for leaving gear at a wrestling tournament.

Coach: LET’S GO BOYS! WE’RE DOIN A FARMER MILE TODAY
Kid: Not again, I have calluses bigger than my knuckles fist already

by Bigpapa103 December 8, 2019

Weasel farmer

A cat.

What is that damn weasel farmer into now?

by an_roc June 2, 2020

georgia farmer

A girl who is hilarious and loves to play fornite 24 7

I'm georgia farmer , I love fornite

by Fortnitefan November 27, 2018

weed farmer

A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.

James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020