open field

To introduce a woman to a sensual encounter without the necessity of walls, fences or other such encumbrances.

Me: Evan, I heard you got back from camping. Did Marge go with with you?

Evan: You know it. I open fielded that stand up lady.

by Phil Foolery June 21, 2010

Failed Abortion

A kid at school who you see and just HAVE to find out what they have. Of course, you can't ask them, because they have no ears: Instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! They can't talk in any human language, either. Also, they point and laugh at walls in a VERY low voice, lower than a man's voice, but it is a girl! Also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. So, you look it up on the web. It's not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. It's a failed abortion!

Mike: "Hey, i-is that a girl?"
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."

by Aricia Azure April 14, 2010

Field Fuck

When you lose your virginity to an Arab in a grassy, open field.

This term commonly comes into play when an Arab asks a typical, white, horse-loving gal.

Arab Guy: “hey, I wanna take your virginity, let’s field fuck baby”

Horse-Loving white girl: Sorry, but you are NOT taking my virginity in a field

by Gabr-Alouise June 11, 2017

Field Hockey

A popular sport among many highschool and college lesbians.

"I didn't know Jenny was a dyke?"
"Yah, she plays field hockey"
"Oh"

by Brian the Definer November 12, 2006

grass on the field

the pubic hair on a woman's cooch or man's nuts which make it look like a patch of grass

that woman has too much grass on the field and needs to shave it

by sensei September 9, 2003

field hockey

In reality, a pretty goof-ass sport. These weird lesbians sprint around a field, hunched over a tiny little janky-ass stick trying to hit a ball into a goal. Ridiculous. It takes no more physical prowess than a runner needs.

Example A:

"That weird lesbian thought she was gonna get into college for field hocky."

"Yeah, they suck you in like that, and dress you up like an idiot..."

Example B:

"What sport is that that those girls are playing?"
"Silly foreign person...that's field hockey and it's not a sport. It is merely an illusion. It makes the players feel like they're doing something important but really...they just look like a bunch of prairy dancing idiots for our amusement."

by Gollosus Glabborous April 28, 2006

field hockey

a disgrace to hockey.its not real hockey like ice hockey or street hockey its a little girl sport that involves way too much running and is a waste of time.

"i have hockey practice today"
"field hockey doesnt count"

by hockeyyxx55 October 16, 2008