Fast-mags

Fast-mags is a rare occurrence where a man doesn’t need a moment of cool down after nutting and can just keep going.

Dude, I had Fast-mags on the other night and nutted five times in a row!

by I eat crayons May 30, 2019

Fast Travel

When you sleep during a long journey while someone else drives, and wake up at your destination.

Passenger: "Hey bro I'm super tired, do you mind if I fast travel?"

Driver: "Nah bro go ahead".

by Bboyzxoxo July 21, 2019

Fast Sunglasses

Those sunglasses that middle aged dudes wear in their Facebook profile picture (and everywhere else). They are extremely aerodynamic, and look like they are built for speed.

“Hey man, I think I’m going to go to Home Depot”
“Don’t forget your Fast Sunglasses”

“I saw so many Fast Sunglasses at the antique show today”

by JoeBrim October 16, 2019

Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.

You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.

by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019

Fast

Slang name for ice or speed on there street’s

Bob hey brother I’m hurting u think I cloud get some fast

Dealer yo brother shure thing how many be right down

by Jplourdee January 5, 2020

Fastback

A modern term for the word rewind because we don’t use VHS any more.

Aw man I missed the fight! Can you fastback?
Sure the fight was pretty cool anyway.

by Wclyon953 November 15, 2020

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020