A person or group of people that leave single eggs on people's doorsteps in the middle of the night. Usually a majority of teenagers in an area will receive eggs around the same time. The eggs have random, humorous messages on them. Rumor has it that the Egg Fairy/Fairies wear bunny ears and hop around the recipients' yards, but their identities remain a mystery to most.
Rob: Ew, I just stepped on something slimy and crunchy on your doorstep!
Jon: Looks I had a visit from the Egg Fairy last night.
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Sue: Hey, the Egg Fairy left you something outside!
Jane: (reading the egg) "Can't read my poker face, Love the Egg Fairy"
Sue: Well how about that...
Jon: Looks I had a visit from the Egg Fairy last night.
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Sue: Hey, the Egg Fairy left you something outside!
Jane: (reading the egg) "Can't read my poker face, Love the Egg Fairy"
Sue: Well how about that...
by Nancy Nine-Eggs April 15, 2009
Get the Egg Fairymug. 1.Homosexual semen
2.What You Need To See To Find Tinkerbell
3.Magical White Stuff That Comes out of a Fairy's Wand
4.Cocain
2.What You Need To See To Find Tinkerbell
3.Magical White Stuff That Comes out of a Fairy's Wand
4.Cocain
Dave:What Did You Do Today??
Tom:I Was Cleaning Out The Showers At The Motel And I Found A Jelly Fish Of Fairy Dust In The Drain
Dave:Ewww
Tom:I Was Cleaning Out The Showers At The Motel And I Found A Jelly Fish Of Fairy Dust In The Drain
Dave:Ewww
by Riley S December 25, 2007
Get the Fairy Dustmug. Fellatio Fag Fairy
One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner
One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner
Tigran returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fairy, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick & the Masturbation Monster was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.
by Sodomizin Sam August 28, 2006
Get the Fellatio Fairymug. Abbreviation: "GF". Refers to blonde women who pretend to be beards for their questionable husbands.
Observer: "That Green Fairy's husband is flirting with another twink in front of her...She should probably start refurbishing his closet; he might be there for a while."
by Kipli September 24, 2009
Get the Green Fairymug. More like ass-fairy.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003
Get the grass fairymug. Non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person's lack of sympathy for their current situation.
Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.
Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.
Man: You didn't clean the living room!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!
by MissHunty December 24, 2008
Get the Care Fairymug. "You're really getting me hot." - Boyfriend
"Oh yeah?" - Starts stripping slowly - Girl
He rolled a condom in place and rammed his eggplant in her juicy fairy hole.
"Faster! Get the vibrator, babe!"
"Oh yeah?" - Starts stripping slowly - Girl
He rolled a condom in place and rammed his eggplant in her juicy fairy hole.
"Faster! Get the vibrator, babe!"
by wiseniggalistentome August 13, 2018
Get the Fairy Holemug.