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Eggs for breakfast

When you ejaculate on an unsuspecting victims face and the they wake up to hard or dry cum and it's eggy like.
Dude I gave her some eggs for breakfast
by Jj9356 May 12, 2015
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Egg Noodle

Noun; A person who is a little weird but it's ok because they are extremely sexy and anyone would crave their noodle.
Matt: "Tommy is such a weirdo..." Lexie: "Yea but he's totally an egg noodle! ;)"
by BobbyLynch69 March 30, 2017
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Egg Cock

An Egg Cock is the result of smashing two eggs at your testicles and rubbing the yolk all over your penis. Then you proceed on banging a chicken until you splatter your "Egg Whites" all over her.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard Samantha's done with you. What happened? Guy 2: I wanted to try something new so I gave her the Egg Cock.
by TheMightyFrenchican March 1, 2017
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Boomer Eggs

When a cannibal rolls a freshly killed Boomer or Baby Boomer's human body into a simple ball in order to fit it into a freezer, the body is normally forgotten about for months until remembered. once remembered, they are left to defrost and eventually

the cannibal will unroll the body and cut it open from the rectum to directly above the genitalia, this is considered "cracking". once the body is cracked, feces, urine, and undigested food spill out. Like a normal egg, you eat the innards and disregard the "shell". Thus the "Boomer Egg" is born.
Danny: "Man, I'm hungry!"
Mark: "Let us head to the basement and make some Boomer Eggs."
Danny: "Yum! Can't wait!"
by Sheeeeeeenooo October 29, 2019
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Giant egg

GIANT EGG

This word is most likely used in westernised areas of britain. Often used to replace a word similair to "cant be arsed" or "cant be bothered" to do an activity.
1st Person: " AIGHT mate, fancy coming to town? "

2nd Person: "Giant Egg"
by Rick Griffiths March 5, 2009
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Egg Tray

Like a tea bag but worse, a properly executed egg tray is where you carefully place you testicles in someone's eyes so that they settle in like eggs in an egg tray.
He was a sleep so I snuck in and gave him the old egg tray.
by Blackhat September 4, 2013
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Wet Eggs

Dropping greasy, wet shits. Typically hangover shits.
I was in the stall for an hour laying some wet eggs. I feel like hell.
by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018
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