Eat Donkey

To go ass-to-mouth.

Hugo: Have a mint or something - your breath stinks!
Trixie: Sorry, I just ate donkey.

Jerry: Do you want to eat donkey? You've been looking good and I...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at eat donkey.

Samantha: That dinner you made for me last night was delicious, but now it tastes like crap.
Fred: um...

by jbah December 29, 2010

promiscuous eating

The wanton, reckless, unselective, casual and indiscriminate consumption of foods without regard to the potential consequences; characterized by an unhealthy relationship with food and a lack of a long-term commitment to quality foods and eating for the right reasons and in the right manner. (This is the title of my 2011 book-- Promiscuous Eating: Understanding and Ending Our Self-Destructive Relationship With Food)

She had a bout of promiscuous eating after a stressful day at work and ended up eating 6 donuts.

by xander913 January 4, 2014

eating gear

When a person is eating more than initially planned because of the food's delicious taste and no end is in sight. Usually accompanied by a hand movement as to shift gears in a manual transmission car.

*takes fourth sandwich*

Now I put my eating gear on.

by juusto October 8, 2008

Eating hummus

The alibi used by teenagers having loud gay sex. They cover up by saying they were just REALLY enjoying the hummus. Usually works best on redditor mothers.

However the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus.

by LatteVera April 20, 2022

Eating Kingcake

Swallowing semen aka babies.
Comes from the Lousiana origin that is derived from the famous lousiana pastry King cake. In the King Cake, there is a small plastic baby, if you are unaware you might accidentally swallow the baby.

Man that dirty bitch looks like she be eating kingcake on the reg.

by Makhmood Al Jaweera February 27, 2014

eat off

To steal or take something away without permission

1. "I ate off that nigga."

2. "that nigga ate off me"

3."Imma eat off him tonight"

by Laeiel February 9, 2008

Eating Cookies

In the ethnic gay world, "cookies" is a word that could be used instead of 'ass'. "Eating Cookies" means that a person's ass (usually a male) is made love to with a tongue in preparation for anal penetration.

"Eating Cookies". He wanted to stick his cock in my ass but we were all out of lube. If he wanted to slip inside of me, he was going to have to get me soft, wet, and relaxed. I told him that he would have to eat my cookies first.

by MrBryant August 29, 2009