The depression during the period after a fanatic of the Twilight saga finishes the final book, Breaking Dawn. Is characterized by a sense of sadness and anger that there is no more Edward Cullen to be had.
Lauren: "Danielle seems pretty sad lately, don't you think?"
JoJo: "She just finished Breaking Dawn. I think she has After Edward syndrome."
JoJo: "She just finished Breaking Dawn. I think she has After Edward syndrome."
by MrsEdwardCullen November 12, 2008
A game where 3 bros have to drink a 40 as fast as possible and the loser has to jerk the other 2 off simultaneously, then whoever cums last has to eat both loads off of a biscuit.
Hey bros wanna play Edward jerk hands tonight?
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
Sure as long as the biscuit is a chocolate digestive!
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 08, 2020
Similar to the drinking game Edward 40 hands, which involves taping 40 oz malt liquor bottles to each hand and consuming them as fast as possible. The major difference is that a fifth of jack daniels is substituted, which for all but the most hardened alcoholics should end in liver failure and death.
Oh fuck! Did you hear how he died? That shitbag was trying to be a hardass by playing Edward Jack Hands.
When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
When I die I want to go out by playing Edward Jack Hands in a lawn chair on the white house lawn, live on National television.
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