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The Dylan

a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.

b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got
Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan?"

b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
by A Joel Phillips August 20, 2008
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dylan

dylan is a person who is usually black and has a bad sense of humor and wears an oakland athletics jacket.
dylan is in class today
by poo is so dylan these days January 29, 2019
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dylan

Who is he?
Oh, he is a dylan
by hiopli May 14, 2017
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dylan

dylan is a bitchass bitch boy who's name was mentioned on the june 2018 algebra 1 regents exam. he was mentioned on question 37, and recieved a lot of backlash on twitter and snapchat because he's a stupid piece of shit who can't count his own money. this stupid motherfucker costed everyone 6 points on the part 4 of the algebra regents. fuck every whore named dylan. i hope your mom takes away all your dimes and quarters and your bitchass video games.
"dylan is a little bitch boy who can suck a fat cock. because of dylan we all have to go to summer school."
by largeforehead@sachem.edu June 15, 2018
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dylan

dylan is an amazing person thats always funny. he usually has brown hair and is very cheerful and loves to buy his girlfriend chocolate when he has money.
by klbdjm August 16, 2017
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dylan

Sex icon. Best known for smooth talking women. Sometimes identifies as Mexican.
“Bro you’re a total Dylan.”
Thanks man. Wanna go get Mexican?”
by Swaggy872 May 19, 2021
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dylan

a girl that is extremely pretty and every girl wants to be her. she gets all of the guys and has lots of friends. sometimes she can be shy when she first meets you but as soon as you get to know her she is one of the craziest and funniest people you will know.
wow that girl is just like a dylan
by coolest person ever November 27, 2017
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