by Red117 May 31, 2018
Get the duke of dickriding mug.A short homosexual fat man who thinks driving luxury cars makes him look good when he just looks like a black smurf. And he thinks his bachelor medical degree makes him look successful when in reality he's a broke rapist. He also has a tendency of pointing out other's flaws when his are clearly the same or worse.
by Ifukedshrek69 June 23, 2019
Get the Duke Uncle mug.by Jahamez July 30, 2019
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The Duke is Duke, and Duke is good, and Duke is also named The Duke, with uppercases. Duke is love, Duke is life, but Duke isn't Shrek, which still has a k in it's name. But Duke isn't that bad, cuz Duke is also Torn City's penis slapper, have you ever went in a loot level 4 Duke raid? Anyways, Duke is Duke, and Duke is great.
Potato Guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!
Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?
Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-
Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY
The Duke: Uhhhhhh
Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?
Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-
Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY
The Duke: Uhhhhhh
by FunGun53 December 16, 2019
Get the The Duke mug.Duke is real, and he's real-ly gonna break you vertebral column if you write his name without the uppercase, and he's also called The Duke. Duke is also peace, and Duke is also love, but he ain't Shrek, but Duke can also be war, sometime. Duke is not a "love" position, neither a peaceful one , but Duke has to be respected, 'cuz he's also the king of Torn City.
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Potato guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!
Me: YOU POOR FOOL, IMBECILE THAT YOU ARE FOR WRITING DUKE ONLY IN LOWERCASES, DIDN'T YOU SEE YOUR ERROR?!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how? How can I know how I write it?
Me: LIKE THIS: "DUKE", ISN'T IT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?!? YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR NOT RESPECTING THE METTLE OF THE GREAT DUKE!! >:(
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: But it's all uppercases!! How can I see "duke" through this tarnation of a text?!
Mii: WRONG NAME!! BE HAPPY, YOU'RE THE 1836TH TO SEE THE DEPTHS OF YOUR OWN ASS
Me: YOU POOR FOOL, IMBECILE THAT YOU ARE FOR WRITING DUKE ONLY IN LOWERCASES, DIDN'T YOU SEE YOUR ERROR?!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how? How can I know how I write it?
Me: LIKE THIS: "DUKE", ISN'T IT OBVIOUS ENOUGH?!? YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR NOT RESPECTING THE METTLE OF THE GREAT DUKE!! >:(
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: But it's all uppercases!! How can I see "duke" through this tarnation of a text?!
Mii: WRONG NAME!! BE HAPPY, YOU'RE THE 1836TH TO SEE THE DEPTHS OF YOUR OWN ASS
by FunGun53 December 17, 2019
Get the Duke mug.Duke Nukem Forever, the sequel to Duke Nukem 3D, quickly became one of the most hotly anticipated games of all time. But on May 6, 2009, everything ended.they gathered for a group photo. They were videogame programmers, artists, level builders, artificial-intelligence experts. Their team was—finally—giving up, declaring defeat, and disbanding. So they headed down to the lobby of their building in Garland, Texas, to smile for the camera. They arranged themselves on top of their logo: a 10-foot-wide nuclear-radiation sign, inlaid in the marble floor.To videogame fans, that logo is instantly recognizable. It's the insignia of Duke Nukem 3D, a computer game that revolutionized shoot-'em-up virtual violence in 1996. Featuring a swaggering, steroidal, wisecracking hero, Duke Nukem 3D became one of the top-selling videogames ever, making its creators very wealthy and leaving fans absolutely delirious for a sequel. The team quickly began work on that sequel, Duke Nukem Forever, and it became one of the most hotly anticipated games of all time.
Duke Nukem Lierop was From what he'd seen of it, Duke Nukem Forever was so well developed — and so graphically superior to any other game in production — that if 3D Realms pushed hard for a year, they could release it and "blow everyone out of the water." No, no, Broussard replied. It was two years out. Van Lierop was stunned. "I thought, 'Wow, how many times have you been here, near the finish line, and you thought you were way out?'"
by mennäperille December 17, 2019
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