Douft

Douft is a combination of the meanings of Retarded and Alienated.
It's used as a derogatory self expression term such as the word retard.

I'm feeling so douft today.
I am a douft.

by Stainwashere December 22, 2025

dick-doubted

The presumption of guilt or wrong doing placed upon an employee by an immediate supervisor based upon the inaccurate and or exaggerated relaying of information they received from another staff member.

I was dick-doubted when my boss bitched me out for something I knew nothing about. He said a co-worker blew me in. Maybe next time I'll dick-doubt'em before they get me!

by Ian McGregor October 10, 2006

Johny Dorito

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."

by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010

Smutty-Doubt

The doubtful sensation when reading or watching smut in a public place and hoping that no one is peering over your shoulder.

"I was reading doujinshi in my lecture, when suddenly I was overtaken by a feeling of smutty-doubt"

by Ubersmut November 21, 2014

Red Dorito

When you slap a girl in the vagina and red pounder comes out covering your testicles

Who have Becky the red Dorito last night.

by Big wolf9 May 2, 2016

pink dorito

Someone who is sunburnt or crusty as hell. Could also be someone who is always heated (mad).

Get outta here with yo pink dorito looking ass.

by lookingass92 April 12, 2017

Carbonated Doritos

Cheese infused truffle butter that bubbles in your mouth

I took a drink of Toms milk and it tasted like carbonated Doritos.

by Beasty04 May 3, 2017