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Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.
“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”
by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021
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Donkey circus

I don't know about you, but I think a donkey circus would be both wholesome and amazing.
by McFibbleSquirts July 8, 2021
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donkey hat

Another version of an ass hat. To wear an ass on ones head, donkey hat.
Why are you wearing an ass on your head? It’s a donkey hat!
by Donkeyducklover76 February 3, 2018
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blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.
1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.
by bdj August 25, 2013
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Swamp donkey

White truck that is dirty and little and tough. Usually driven by a country boy going hunting.
That swamp donkey sure can drive fast. A country boy’s mode of transportation that is always covered in mud, like a donkey in the swamp.
by Country Fun truck May 10, 2018
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Cum donkey

In cum swapping world, one whom you unleash your load on but not the one that swallows it. Essentially, a donkey who carries your load to the destination.
Last night I watched this fugly japanese cum donkey snort cum from her nose and puke it out of her mouth to the mouth of other equally fugly chick who swallowed it whole which made my dick more limp than a bizkit.
by ghunthorp January 4, 2022
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donkey sitting

taking a dumb stand in a fight, row, argument or debate
Allyssa was donkey sitting on Bryan's side.
by Danikinssss January 6, 2021
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