ride or die dick

The opposite of a ride or die chick. Only used by stupid chicks.

Cassie: I don't know if he's the one.

Natalie: it's okay we're just two ride or die chicks and we ain't found our ride or die dicks yet.

by Blondee23 October 13, 2016

too bored to die

you're so bored you can't die

person #1:
i'm too bored i can't die

Person #2:
you're kidding!

-1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years later-

person#1:
see, i can't die cause i'm too bored to die

by BORED TO THE POINT OF NOTHING April 24, 2019

p0ke n die

a hot ass, sexy mofo with the greatest ASS ever invented... a world without p0ke n die would be a world of nothing. he puts the X in SEXY. a p0ke n die can be anywhere, ur local pubs or ur wilderness, but watch out for his posse of Olorz and Kse Pker because they group around p0ke wherever he goes, caching in his vibrant glow.

jonny: "WOW!!! did you see p0ke n die? hes so sexy!!"

tmmy: "yeah but when i looked at him i got killed by the posse of his, now i have to start over again."

by U will never know me September 14, 2007

I want to die

It is joke often made by emo people to express their love of life. If you hear and emo or anyone say this, it is a joke and it would be best for you to laugh at it. This will make them feel really good, so good in fact they may begin to repeat it more and more regularly. Just keep laughing or when it gets annoying say "Then do it". This is the proper response to this joke.

Emo - I want to die...
You - HAHAHAHA thats hilarious, you crack me up!!
Emo - No, for real, I want to die...
You - Then do it.....
Emo - .....

by JustDoItPreston September 24, 2017

eat weed and die

to violently tell someone eat weed, in that dieing

"i hate you"
"nigga just eat weed and die!"

by JD09 March 15, 2007

Did he die

If you see a video on youtube of someone getting injured,people leave a comment saying "did he die" or "did she die". And if someone doesn't know what it means and asks why everyone is saying did he die, Reply with "Jonas Brothers says yes"

(Man gets hit in the head with a football)

PERSON 1-did he die?
Peson 2- What?
Person 1-Jonas brothers says yes

by Lost Stranger May 23, 2009

Don't Die December

A month that can be used as a replacement for Destroy Dick December, a punishment for failing No Nut November or even just a fun challenge to do with friends. Throughout the month of December, you and any other participants load up a hardcore world in Minecraft and try to survive in it, playing on all 31 days of December. You are allowed one warm up world just to get into the correct sense of urgency. You can decide to either start a new world or continue that world once you are ready.

You will fail the challenge if you die, use cheats, enter creative mode or spectator mode, etc. It is generally frowned upon if you look up seeds that will allow for close villages near the spawn point or easy diamonds, as it takes away part of the challenge.

If you quickly beat the Ender Dragon, other things you can do to keep yourself occupied are killing the Wither and Elder Guardian, earning every achievement, making cool bases, making every potion and much more.

Hey man, what are your plans for today?

I'm gonna start Don't Die December, wanna join?

by anonymous December 4, 2020