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Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS)

MDS is a severe neurophysical and behavioral disorder characterized by a lack of marijuana in one's system. Victims of MDS exhibit a tendency to buzzkill, harsh on good times, and induce downer vibes. MDS is treatable, but not curable.
The Federal Government's raid on Oaksterdam University suggest that Obama may be suffering from Marijuana Deficiency Syndrome (MDS).
by Fred Quick October 18, 2012
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fort defiance high school

A school in augusta county where the only sport that excells is track, because it’s the only independent sport and all the coaches in other sports suck and play politics.
Mia was better than everyone at basketball but since she went to fort defiance high school she didn’t play and fort defiance didn’t when any games.
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Repeat name definition

An annoyance that frequent urbandictionary.com editors may commonly encounter. When someone defines a name followed by another word or phrase a myriad of times. It's an act that no-life dumbasses do because of severe nearly fatal boredom. It's something thats extremely annoying to avid Urban Dictionary editors and all those caught participating in this act should be caught, temporarily incarcerated, and then immediately beheaded. And no, I'm not being cute.
Kris dannon - a great drink
Kris kringle - a fucking fat shit
Krisshna - a sexy bitch
Kris microbyte - a jew

and a million more, all begenning with "Kris"

ALL authored by, Eyekintgetnopussy

repeat name definition
by Steagles June 11, 2006
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define

To explain the meaning of something, especially a word.
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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Defiant Syphilus

A case of the Syphilus that, upon treatment, will pretend to go away, but then returns the next day.
"Damn man, my mouths still full of sore, but I got treated for that syphilus!"

"you've got yourself a case of the defiant Syphilus"
by G-Love n' the special sauce December 13, 2005
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Re-Define Gaming

The best clan on Xbox LIVE! It has 1000+ members and they have fun.
Jeff: Hey Joe you wanna join RDG(Re-Define Gaming)?
Joe: Yea that sounds like a GREAT idea!
by Feda January 5, 2009
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Definition of Sex

This is what you tell your daughter when she says she's never had sex yet.

"Well Princess, if a man ejaculates in your presence with your permission, consent, or active participation, you just had sex."

If your son says something similar the slight variation is "did you ejaculate in the presence of...etc

Insertion Exemption: Any consensual insertion of penis or penis like object into a bodily oriface can qualify as sex too.
Man: "Honey I'm home from work and stopped at a peep show but don't worry I didn't have sex. I didn't masterbate to completion because I was too drunk from my 5 martini lunch.

Wife: "You What!!!!!!?"

Man: "Its OK, Urban Dictionary says the Urban Dictionary says that this doesn't qualify as the Definition of Sex"

Alternate Example:

Daughter: "I'm still a virgin cause I have my cherry. I only let my boyfriend ass hump me

Father: "You are one sick pup, Princess"
by snausages333 October 18, 2006
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