New Driver Syndrome is a rush of anxiety and nausea lasting 2-5 days as a result of getting your drivers license and driving alone for the first time. New Driver Syndrome occurs especially if you also have a new car to drive by yourself. The only way to overcome this is to start driving your parents around in your new car, eventually driving without them.
Background: Drew received his drivers license the day before and got his new car today. Drew is about to take Simon for a ride in his new car
Simon: Hey man are you feeling okay?
Drew: Not really, I have New Driver Syndrome and I don't feel well
Simon: It's all good, we don't have to go anywhere
Simon: Hey man are you feeling okay?
Drew: Not really, I have New Driver Syndrome and I don't feel well
Simon: It's all good, we don't have to go anywhere
by DrewTheGod June 11, 2019
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1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.
2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.
Idiom.
A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.
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1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.
2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.
Idiom.
A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.
rel.
Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome
"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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