damn onions

A popular term often used on social media in response to a sentimental, sappy, or emotionally-charged video or meme that makes you "tear-up". It's a metaphor referring to how your eyes water when you're cutting onions. The phrase is used by the poster as a means of deflecting or "saving face" from admitting they were emotionally affected to the point of tears welling in their eyes from what they just saw or read.

VIDEO POSTED ON FACEBOOK: (Something with a kitten getting rescued from a house fire by a firefighter that gives it oxygen and revives it. Then, the firefighter unites it with the ecstatic little girl it belongs to.)

SOMEONE AFTER VIEWING THE VIDEO: Just watched this video and my eyes started tearing up from those damn onions again!

by Hextraordinary13 February 6, 2017

shit fuck damned

when you are drunk and on one or more other drugs

did you see kyle tonight, he was drunk and high, oh ya, that kid was shit fuck damned

by jables80 December 14, 2010

damn you all

A term most commonly used by Stewie Griffin of Family Guy, a hit cartoon by Seth McFarlane. Usually Stewie says this after he has been defeated in some way. The opposite of this phrase that Stewie says is victory is mine.

Stewie: Louis, give me my device back!
Louis: No Stewie, it is not playtime. Time for bed!
Stewie: AH, damn you all!

by Efpi October 29, 2006

Hot Damn

Hot Damn is a red cinnamon schnapps made by De Kuyper. It is available in 80 and 100 proof (40 and 50 percent ABV).

Hot Damn is an ingredient of the Bleeding Snatch.

by KingTT February 5, 2004

damn negus

The way British people say "Damn niggas".

Omg those damn negus stole my sandwich.

by b-rad09 August 15, 2008

Damn shame what happened to that dog

A person is a messed up situation in which the end result is also messed up. (Quoted from the film, "Coming To America", From when the blind man and the Seeing Eye Dog died in the room that Prince Akeem wanted to rent out.)

When Paul went to take his final exam he found out that it was yesterday, he is most defintely gonna fail this semester,Damn shame what happened to that dog.....

by Marvel_Boy June 10, 2010

mother damn

A poorly constructed curse word from the movie 'I, Robot.'

"Mother damn! She just shot at you with her eyes closed!"

by mayebomb June 10, 2005