Cart Narc

1- An individual who actively pretends to shame someone for not returning a cart, but is actually only doing it as a publicity stunt for video content that is circulated on numerous social media sites for monetary gain.

2- An individual who will persistently chase down a victim multiple times to throw a magnet onto their vehicle to provoke a response for video content.

That Cart Narc guy is harassing that poor handicapped woman.

by MKHNT March 5, 2022

tard cart

The cart in the lunchroom where the handicapped people sell candy.

Dude, do you have 50 cents? I'm gonna go get Skittles from the tard cart.

by white mamba December 14, 2006

carted

when you see a selfish inconsiderate person blocking an aisle in a store, you shove a shopping cart down the aisle and when it hits them, you yell "hey, if you weren't blocking the whole aisle it might of missed" and then you run away making your daring escape to sweat victory.

I saw this rude inconsiderate guy blocking an aisle and decided he needed to get carted.

by the aisle protector. February 15, 2010

cartel

A band that used to be real good but sold out during Band in a Bubble. Their new album is just fluff. If you want a real album, check out The Random or Chroma.

I turned on the radio and listened to "This City Never Sleeps" by Cartel and had a good time.

by petre448 January 12, 2008

Cartee

1. The action of shitting on a car then wrapping it in toilet paper.

2. Code for when in public meaning "to have to beat off after seeing a hot teacher"

Mason: Dude! Some two bit punk thought it would be funny to cartee my car.

Curtis: Did he use Charmin at least?



Nolan: Hey man whats up?

Patrick: I just saw my english teacher now I gotta cartee.

Nolan: I know what you mean broseph

by myrealnameisalreadytaken March 26, 2009

Cartavious

Man who has had sex with over 1 million women. He's a player, pimp, and a mack also called Papi. Seen driving cadillac, Infiniti, and Monte Carlo. Usually out late hours of the night (night rambler).

My ex- boyfriend is such a Cartavious.

by Angelo Mike January 20, 2014

Carter

A ugly ass bitch who has never had his period. He probably has several disorders auctioneers couldn't pronounce. He has no friends except for that one teacher his parents paid to give him a blow job. Carter brings a women's water bottle to school every fucking day and uses an ipad to watch minecraft porn. My mans got a $25 gift card to K-Mart and bought his wardrobe for the year.

Carter was in the back of the class watching minecraft porn so i decided to send him his younger brothers sex tape.

by Carter's_a_bitch_ass_hoe January 24, 2020