crepusdeadbody

I love your username, I laugh everytime I see it

crepusdeadbody is dead

by havanabelle June 22, 2021

Creepy

Females lexicon for an average looking to below average looking male.

Spoindexter, Hey Becky i've got two tickets for the Foo Fighters on Saturday. Do you want come with me?

Becky, Eww get away from me Spoindexter you weirdo!

Staci, Whats wrong Becky? Ong! Staci some Creepy guy just propositioned me! Staci, Ong! Becky you should call the cops.

Five minutes later Chad arrives. Hey Becky wanna come over and smash tonight? Becky, Giggles! Ok!

Chad, Cool! Oh can we do some freaky shit? Like can i put some terrapins up your butt? Becky, Giggles! Sure! Oh Chad! What time?

Chad, Meh whatever.

by AintThatThe Truth September 12, 2021

Creepy

Somebody as charming as an eel.

He stabbed that creepy asshole in the eye with an authentic looking railroad spike from the other side of the tracks.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

Creepy Mike

That one 35-ish year old employee who hangs out with all the other teenagers. Sometimes he’s chill though

“Yo dude did you see Creepy Mike on the way back from Safeway?”

“No dude don’t call him that he’s actually chill”

by The French dog September 27, 2021

Crepe

Someone who dresses all blue and walks around like an idiot.

Posted by Blahd Gang

Blahd 1: Hey, what's that dumb guy dressed as a blueberry doing?

Blahd 2: Man that's a Crepe, stupid

by Chad Blahd September 28, 2021

creputation

What you're known for regarding noisy/odiferous "bodily functions".

Da "National Baked Bean Month speech" commentator has quite da creputation.

by QuacksO October 10, 2021

Crepco

A sex position constituting of stalking a person for 8 months, collecting their personal belongings and taking pictures of them secretly. Then piling up all the gathered material in your room, turning off the lights and shutting the curtains, then proceeding to masturbate until orgasm and ejaculating on the piled up material.

Jail mate1:what are you in for jail mate2?
Jail mate2: I robbed a bank with my buddies. They escaped but I couldn't.
Jail mate1: what about you jail mate3?
Jail mate3: I got caught when I was attempting a crepco
Jail mate1 and jail mate2 proceed to beat up jail mate3 for doing crepco

by Hey, dats gay October 27, 2021