Cow Juice

Cow Juice, also known as CJ, refers to the white liquid which is dispensed from cow's teats. It more commonly known as "milk".

Person one: we're all out of cow juice!
Person two: shit! what am i gonna have with my cereall?!
Person three: cow juice?
Person one: i call milk... COW JUICE.

by andIcall June 18, 2011

lick a cow

A phrase directed toward someone out of frustration, similar to piss off or screw you.

Oh whatever, just go lick a cow.

by SNIHD August 11, 2005

cow fucker

one who engages in the carnal fornication of a bovine

Frank is a son of a bitchin' cow fucker.

by the ultimate cow fucker September 4, 2003

milking the cow

pulling it. masturbating and ejaculating

I was thinking about that girl in studyhall when i was milking the cow last night.

by Richid September 16, 2008

cow-worker

Slang term for an overwieght co-worker

Thanks for the diet tip Andee! I passed it on to some of my cow-workers and they lost weight too!

by tripletap3 February 3, 2007

Ninja Cow

An asshole and bastard. Many have tried to combine the two and create the "Basshole", but that is simply silly.

You are such a Ninja Cow, Nova!

by Ninja Cow June 20, 2004

Undead Cow

A cow that has come back from the dead to avenge the butcher who slaughtered it.

Endorsed by PETA

The ranch was overrun by a herd of undead cows. No one survived.

by Aribeth April 9, 2005