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schlong covid

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
by makicaqu July 29, 2022
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COVID rebound

The act of returning home to retrieve an accidently-forgotten COVID-19 mask.
"You're back from the store awfully fast!"

"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."
by RobertLovesPi June 26, 2020
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COVID Head

COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.
Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.
by Ballzmahoney749 May 2, 2020
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COVID Kiss

A social distancing expression of affection in place of a kiss, to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

Could be an air hug, a wave, a blown kiss, peace sign or finger guns.
"Did you guys kiss after your date?"
"Yeah man; she gave me a COVID Kiss."
"What's that?"
"She sensually waved at me - 6 feet apart."
"Oh, Sweet bro!"
by Natbry May 24, 2020
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covid spreader

These are the people that are asymptomatic and have the covid 19 virus unknowingly. They refuse to do a few simple things like wearing a mask and social distancing to stop the spread of the virus.
Come on everyone, we all have to work together to stop this virus. Please stop being a covid spreader and help save the lives of others by wearing a mask.
by jimmybomm April 22, 2021
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Covid-🇳🇿

When New Zealand that was hell-bent to stamping Covid out has been humbled by the highly contagious delta variant, which forces the “hermit nation” to give up her zero Covid strategy in eradicating community transmission.
“Fortress New Zealand,” which has one of the strictest border rules in the world, has been breached, and with one of the lowest Covid-19 vaccination rates in the OECD, are Kiwis, who have been languishing in a year-long Covid prison, prepared to live with Covid-🇳🇿?
by Covido October 5, 2021
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COVID-19

A virus that hippies abbreviated from coronavirus just because they wanted to
Guy 1: “isn’t COVID-19 just the coronavirus?”
Guy 2: “shut up
by The Gaming Canadian July 2, 2020
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