northbrook college

The collection point for the worst Worthing has to offer, home to many world renown qualifications such as Level 1 Bricklaying and Level 1 hair and beauty.

Commonly referred to as a zoo - This is in fact incorrect, Zoo's have some sort of intelligent life in them.

'You see those chavs over there?'
'Yeah?'
'I bet you they do a level 1 BTEC at northbrook college'

by upanddownbutnotsideways March 20, 2018

Emmanuel College

worst school ever, mr dujic is the only good part and he made us famous thanks bae

Lucy: “bro i go to emmanuel college”
Daysha: “goodluck not dying”

by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022

College Wanker

Someone who returns to their home town and thinks he's better than other school as he's at College.

Dave: What's up with that guy, he used to be ok.
Bob: He just a College Wanker now.
Dave: That explains his sweater sleeves tied around his neck.

by BM82 January 9, 2015

College Napps

The natural act of college bound high school senior falling asleep upon starting to fill out College Applications.

Joe: "The last thing I remembered was opening the common app page, and then I woke up on the floor in a pool of my own drool."
Gabriel: "Typical College Napps!"

by Bassophile September 5, 2011

sirius college

cheap wog fest

person 1: i go to sirius college
person 2: ohhh isnt that a wog festival :/

by siriuslover11 February 7, 2017

limestone college

It's a bunch of penises that have no vaginas to fuck because every girl here is either ugly, has a shit ton of STDs, or has a vagina so big that no penis can give them pleasure anymore

Guy 1: gonna fuck any girls at college?
Guy 2: nope, I'm going to limestone college where too many fucking dudes and the leftover girls are ugly as shit

by Foxyloxy2495 February 12, 2014

Unity College

A noun-a common nickname given to loose cunts that do not give a fuck about what anyone thinks and are only concerned about if the eski is full. Also know to get cut off of the cheapest piss avalible such as little fat lambs. They also don't mind a decent yarn.

"Oi that blokes lit as fuck, he must be a Unity College kid"

"Dude I'm hitting the little fat lambs as if I'm from Unity College"

by Billa27 July 31, 2018