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Fremantle college

A school that is known for being shit but isn’t actually the school is amazing so are the staff but those same group of twenty little shits want to fuck it’s Reputation
Freo (Fremantle college) is shit

It’s not the kids are
by Secrets/mystery/no name September 21, 2019
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northbrook college

The collection point for the worst Worthing has to offer, home to many world renown qualifications such as Level 1 Bricklaying and Level 1 hair and beauty.

Commonly referred to as a zoo - This is in fact incorrect, Zoo's have some sort of intelligent life in them.
'You see those chavs over there?'
'Yeah?'
'I bet you they do a level 1 BTEC at northbrook college'
by upanddownbutnotsideways March 20, 2018
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college books

A bundle stack of papers that cost $100 each page that you will only need to bring to class once a month.
Friend: "hey,I got my college books,when will you get yours? "
Me: "As soon as I take out a mortgage "
by dawnmusic July 12, 2015
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limestone college

It's a bunch of penises that have no vaginas to fuck because every girl here is either ugly, has a shit ton of STDs, or has a vagina so big that no penis can give them pleasure anymore
Guy 1: gonna fuck any girls at college?
Guy 2: nope, I'm going to limestone college where too many fucking dudes and the leftover girls are ugly as shit
by Foxyloxy2495 February 12, 2014
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madras college

madras is one of those school that you can’t forget. everyone there is so different and retarded in their own special ways. you’ve got the junkie that you catch burning the lungs out outside of school. you can’t forget the chavs who wear a foundation colour that matches a fucking carrots skin colour. also you have the weird under the stair kids that all have orgys together and watch anime and think screaming “reeeee” is funny. you have the massive group of boys everyday trying to have a wrestling match, lobbing themselves at each other’s.

honourable mentions would be; the friend group from primary school, the indie pretty girls, the guys that fear any females, simps, weird lesbians , incel homosexuals, token gay, token lesbian , the friend group that might be lesbians, and plenty more.

the school is going to pieces (quite literally). all the teachers are either nonces or cunts. the only nice ones you never have.

apparently the school has “no money” but yet they keep buying useless shit that no one asks for

so an easy way to say is the school is shit; but it will not stoop so low to bell baxter
“oh you know chad? which school does he go to?” “he goes to madras college” “oh god my condolences to him”
by gods_wonky_teeth April 16, 2020
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College Syndrome

When someone goes to college; is fed nonstop acceptance nonsense (usually in Canadian & American Colleges & Universities), so they become extremely fat, gingerbread, entitled & woke.
Ruins their personality & ends up making them unlikable.
Jeez she got fat, really showing that college syndrome.
He doesn't want to accept his gender, not sure if it's mental issues or just college syndrome.
by FLIPPER4440 July 26, 2023
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Emmanuel College

worst school ever, mr dujic is the only good part and he made us famous thanks bae
Lucy: “bro i go to emmanuel college
Daysha: “goodluck not dying”
by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022
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