Clifton Bump

1. The act of hitting either car in front or behind you in the process of parallel parking. Originating from the University of Cincinnati, located in Clifton.

2. Bumping fist instead of giving a high five during drinking games or after accomplishing a successful clifton bump parking job; used as more of a nonchalant celebration.

Q:"How did you fit in that spot?"
A:"You know, some elbow grease and a little clifton bump"
or
Gary: "Shit I just hit that car"
Frank: "Your fine, just a clifton bump"

by Craigger B January 2, 2009

Clynton

The one that everyone knows can't manage to keep it in and it eventually falls / flops out.

*In bed*
*Inserts penis*
*Falls out*
*Awkward disappointment fills the room*
The life of a Clynton

by Mahora students association August 20, 2011

clintonista

A neo-marxist

damn those heeb ACLU lawyers, they are all Clintonista's!

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Clintoning

The act of eating anything that is expired or unclaimed in a publicly used refrigerator.

Did someone clean out the fridge or was somebody clintoning last night.

by Dirkala January 17, 2016

Clintonville

A small community implemented in the middle of Columbus, Ohio. Very liberal atmosphere with its moments of racism, like most of Ohio. A bunch of hippie freaks who love quinoa more then their children and will often ask their neighbor, “Do you want to go to the Fresh Market Saturday morning?” With a sudden and excited “Yes!”. You will often find a kid wearing a Grateful Dead and not knowing the music, just vibing with the bear on it. Often find broken bottles and loose cigarette butts around on the pavement. Most kids are smoking their life away but still glad they can smoke with their parents joining in time to time. A good safe community just trying to have fun while smoking fat blunts.

Guy 1: “That guy looks stoned as f*ck, man. Where’s he from?”

Guy 2: “Oh, probably Clintonville”

by Heehee3 January 29, 2020

Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid

The epitome of awesome sauce, radiating charisma and confidence wherever he goes. With a brilliant mind and boundless creativity, he fearlessly tackles challenges and leaves a trail of brilliance behind him. His unwavering integrity and genuine kindness make him a beacon of compassion, always ready to lend a helping hand. His adventurous spirit and natural leadership abilities inspire others to embrace new experiences and achieve greatness. Humble yet relentless, he leaves an indelible mark on those he encounters, forever inspiring them to reach new heights.

Josh"Do you know Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid? He is so AWESOME SAUCE!!! :D"
Joe: "I don't, but I WANT TO GRRRR"

by chevisIOUSME July 7, 2023

The Clintonian Defense

The Clintonian Defense is when someone does something wrong (and it was obviously wrong) and says that they didn't know it was wrong and therefore should not receive any punishment.

Man, didn't know I'd get a ticket if I ran that red light. I'll use the Clintonian Defense to get out of a ticket.

by Styxgoyenhammer666 November 27, 2017