Warren Clarke

A name to describe someone who is lonely, has about 1 friend and cannot round 3285723760 to its nearest 10 (even though it already is)

HE HAS NO FRIENDS, HE A Warren Clarke

by iwishiwascooler February 11, 2023

Jordan Clark

Most handsomest light skin in the whole world will take your girl with just one look and 6 foot five.

Imagine Jordan Clark walking across the street

by wazzumlilbih23 April 3, 2025

clark

a guy who loves tortas and bbc and has a tiny dick

my friend is a clark

by gooner56 May 12, 2025

Paul Clark

An unidentified curator

"He's a regular Paul Clark"

by AnchoredStarling May 17, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Clark Kent Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Clark Kent Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Call Me Clark Kent Through Pamela Isley<.7.9.76.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

Clarke

Clarke is a very smart girl but she doesn't know it. She's funny, she's talented, she's sort of dyslexic, and she loves gaming and music. Clarke is one of my best friends :)

1: who is that?
2: that's clarke! i love her <3
1: oh i know her! i love her too <3

by ur_mom_idfc October 5, 2025