cuddlebitch

A synonym of cuddlewhore, but refers only to those that fulfill one or more of the following requirements:

- has a pussy
- has boobs
- is gay

Guy A: "Yo this party is the biggest sausage fest ever... what are we gonna do?"
Guy B: "Let's call that cuddlebitch Irene"

by yamomo May 26, 2005

cuddle slut

A person who appears to be obsessive in nature when it comes to the act of cuddling. This person may use social media sites such as tumblr, twitter, or Facebook to reach out to the public masses in desperation to find an individual who will be up for some cuddling.

What this person is really saying is that they are an extremely lonely individual who has severe problems with relationships and often suffers from break-ups which he/she thought was going to last "forever". In an attempt to suppress the raging fury within, they seek a cuddle buddy to help soothe these irritations.

It usually begins by the cuddle slut contacting the unsuspecting victim and offering a movie and sky vodka preferably in a college dorm setting.

Sabrina: "Hey, I love cuddling!!! I just suffered a heart-breaking emotional break-up with my unemotional friend. Will you please cuddle/fuck/smoke a joint with me????? I need attention!! Boo-Hoo!! My life is an emotional train wreck and I never listen to good advice from wise sages when I have the opportunity to!!

Victim: Good god! What is this thing!? Oh yeah, a cuddle slut. I've read about those things before. Scary creatures. (shivers)

by The Branch Davidians October 6, 2012

criddler

A skateboarder who only skates flatground and ledges. (Criddlers can also be seen often skating manuel pads and small sets of stairs. However, a criddler in its truest form, only skates flat and ledges).

"I hate all that 'jump off a building type' skating these days. I'm more of a criddler myself."

by Transworld March 29, 2008

Cuddlefish

Oderus Urungus's huge prosthetic wang dangling between his legs.

Oderus's cuddlefish busted all over the crowd!

by jagermonsta November 16, 2006

cuddlefuck

Someone who screws up cuddling by trying to push for sexual activity when all you want to do is cuddle.

You cuddlefuck! Get away from me!

by cazort August 27, 2003

Coddles

The act of playing COD and cuddling at the same time (:
It's cute okay.

My boyfriend was playing COD. But I wanted cuddles, so we decided to do have coddles.

by balloonkinghunter September 19, 2012

Cuddle Boy

A Fuck Boy that you do everything with including cuddle. Except you don't fuck him!

Tonight I'm sleeping with my Cuddle Boy!!

by CuddleWithMeAllNightPlz October 3, 2016