Person A: Yo Adam fucked Jess
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch
Person B: No way Jess only lets blacks hit
Person A: Yeah he Christopher Columbused a Bitch
by asdfasdfweiosdng January 22, 2025
A lonely boy who has no friend and don't even know what he is doing or why the hell does he even live.no one likes him and he is known to have an elven looking like face and some disgusting ears.
The christopher camiré is walking straight to death.
The camiré smells like an empty butthole
The christopher pue
The camiré smells like an empty butthole
The christopher pue
by Realisticman128 March 22, 2017
A cute guy that loves to laugh and make dirty jokes, and has a lot of inside jokes. he's very hardworking and funny. makes all the girls laugh and is very attractive. if he steps foot in your way, you'll fall to the ground. you want a Chris Catchings in your life!
by The Sneak Thief March 08, 2018
by random mindcrack guy March 21, 2019
Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.
"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate
by iloveChrisSlander June 13, 2022
WHOAAA THERE IS THAT christopher naseiro
by christopher naseiro April 08, 2019
by IQUQQ April 25, 2019